5/8/2020 Bollywood Bulges
I get that this is a low-budget attempt at depicting a topic that has been very well done in the past (Battle of the Bulge, Band of Brothers). I don't get 'why this story'? It didn't add anything to any previous Battle of the Bulge film or insight. The uniforms may have been true to the period, but they were far from true to the battle. Not a stain, not a spot on them, it really detracts from the believably of the film. They all look like they just stepped out of the local dry cleaners. The Battle of the Bulge went on for 5 weeks.
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They slept in fox holes, and endured rain and snow. There was nowhere to get your uniform pressed and cleaned. The battle scenes were horrendous, people just walking around like nothing is happening even when their being shot at. No one takes cover, no one shows any urgency. Wounds are unrealistic as well, and there is no real 'story'.
The viewer is supposed to assume they know everything about the famous battle. Character buildup was also extremely thin. It's been a week since I saw this movie, and I can't remember a single character's name. Bad, but no worse than USS Indianapolis. The bigger issue is it seemed like an excuse to rent a few WWII German artillery, and drive it around in the forest. All that could be forgiven if there was any plot or story, but there just wasn't. Seemed like a college film project, at best.
Here are other Hollywood hunks who's package have made headlines...
So Varun Dhawan's bulge is trending for all the wrong reasons right now courtesy his workout picture that went on to reveal...ahem... much more than just his eight pack abs. I mean, maybe our Indian audience is yet to get used to it. But one look at these Hollywood hunks and you would realise how showing off their junk is actually like an asset to a man's sex appeal. No kidding! People in the West are open about it coz why not? Is it a said rule that you cannot look at a man's naturally bulge but stare at a woman showing off her cleavage? No wonder Varun had this sassy tweet in response to the shock bombs that were dropped on his 'package' as he took to Twitter and wrote, 'I had heard that size matters. Didn't know that my size would matter to so many.'
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So just so that you guys know and don't freak out the next time you spot an Indian actor flaunting his bulge, here drool over these Hollywood hotties who actually use their bulge as an additional quotient to their sex appeal...
Justin Bieber -Though his Calvin Klein shoot had an unrealistically huge 'photoshopped' crotch. But one look at this below picture and well..
Zac Efron -Guess the picture says it all. No photoshop, no nothing! It's just him and....
Harry Styles -Goofing around with his toy, quite literally...
Nick Jonas -Damn! Look at him
Daniel Radcliffe -Oops, caught ya!
Brandon Routh -You know he actually was made to tone down his junk for the superman suit!
Daniel Craig -Who dares to see the bulge as a turn off?
JonHamm-And finally, the father of them all...
Guess that's enough for the day. Your thoughts?
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